Welcome to Valko’s Bite Sized Movie Reviews If you are anything like me, when reading a review of a movie there are three things you want to know: 1. A brief description of what the movie is about. 2. Who stars in it. 3. Was it good, or not, according to the reviewer’s opinion.
Bite Sized Movie Reviews offers the above three criteria only (and sometimes not even all of them). The reviews are simply my self-determined, selfish, cocky opinion of the movies I watched. Think of me as the guy you went to the show with. When it was over, and we were walking out of the theater, you asked: “Well, what did you think?” My answer are the reviews you see here.

Bite Sized Movie Reviews rating system:

Scrupulous
Delicious
Tasty
So so
Awful